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this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs


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So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

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This is the NBA Play of the year:

Jamal Crawford to Blake Griffin

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I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.

You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

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